dancefloor dictionary

From Mixmag:
2many PJs(n.) A disappointing hotel room after-party that on arrival finds more people in pajamas asleep than raiding the minibar and dancing.

SIM-pathetic(expr.) The all too common act of going through your phone's contacts on a comedown looking for one person who cares about you.

Techno 'stashe(n.) The worrying growth, quite literally, of mustaches on 20 somethings.

From me:
Churrasco-a-no-no(v.) The act of consuming so much meat product at a Mas Carne party that one is rendered useless on the dancefloor.

Fairy dusted(v.) Receiving a face-full of lilac scented air spritzer from Alan T. while grooving on the Space Terrace.